a teen iguana, usually wears a yellow hoodie and has magical powers. Often says jk alot and is extreemly bad at playing Twister.
by dead rag doll October 02, 2010
A pronoun. A Marthew is typically scottish, has a scruffy beard and likes to play the bagpipes. A Marthew is often partnered with a fit sister who all his friends want to have a cheeky shag
by Kiddy Cuddler September 13, 2021