marriage 15

when a newly-married person (usually female) gains 15 lbs soon after the wedding--often not working out and eating too much. similar term is "freshman 15" for first year college students.

- omg, have you seen Katie's ass lately?

- oh yeah, she's put on the marriage 15.

by jumbonian March 21, 2011

15-bit marriage

Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.

The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.

When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008