marriage 15

when a newly-married person (usually female) gains 15 lbs soon after the wedding--often not working out and eating too much. similar term is "freshman 15" for first year college students.

- omg, have you seen Katie's ass lately?

- oh yeah, she's put on the marriage 15.

by jumbonian February 24, 2011

monkey down

short form for "calm your monkey ass down" or simply for "calm down"

Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.

by jumbonian July 04, 2010