2 definitions by jumbonian
Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
by jumbonian July 4, 2010
when a newly-married person (usually female) gains 15 lbs soon after the wedding--often not working out and eating too much. similar term is "freshman 15" for first year college students.
by jumbonian February 24, 2011