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Marmasan 

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar
GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmasan!!!!!
Marmasan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012
another word for an insanely awesome song or jam session.
In the movie "pick of destiny" JB and KAGE ( tenacious D) challenge Satan to a rock off, and if they lose KAGE must go to hell and be Satans little bitch.

"God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamajam"
mamajam by Mandy4513 November 29, 2006

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.
"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."
poop marmalade by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

marmalade sandwich 

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
marmalade sandwich by village September 24, 2013

marcajax 

Founder of the epic Singing & Rambling discord server. He likes singing and rambling. He dislikes demonetisation and getting fucked by YouTube's algorithm.
"Hey, are you subbed to Marcajax on YouTube?"
"No."
"okay buddy time to die."
marcajax by BoxEarth October 19, 2019

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.
Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.
Jew Marmalade by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008