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marley me 

To sabotage, ruin and overall fuck over.
"Don't let them Marley me"
marley me by Yesmanmrwestman November 15, 2018
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The marley and me effect 

When a couple gets a new puppy with the aim (whether they know it or not) of putting off having children. But then ultimately get pregnant within the next year.
"Did you hear that Michael and his wife got a new puppy? Looks like they are suffering from the Marley and me effect!"

Bob Marley and Me 

Yo I saw a dank Bob Marley and Me at the pet shop yesterday

Marley and Me 

This has nothing to do with the movie marley and me. When they say marley they are codnaming the marijuana marley as in bob marley and devin says “ then i make it safe grab a brew and equalize it”

From song "Marley and Me"--Smoke DZA
"All my smokers get high with me, just marley and me
Is smoking on the Kush, or the Sour D"

---get it? Marley=Marijuana...and Me=Me
Marley and Me by Smoke DZA March 29, 2013

Marley And Me 

When you are plowing your girlfriend and your dog is plowing you. Then your hamster is eating out your dog and a pregante cockroach crawls inside the hamster’s anus.
My girlfriend found some Marley And Me porn in my parents video tapes last night.
Marley And Me by JayB.150 November 27, 2018

Marley meat masher

The act of furiously tounging a man's asshole in the public toilets of the club/bar marley
Dude 1: hey did u hear about Emmanuel?
Dude 2: yea I heard he gave out a Marley meat masher last Saturday
Dude 1: wicked.!

Marley's Medicine

A term for weed, cannabis, ganja. Marley's Medicine is not only a way of describing marijuana; its a powerful healing herb.
Bob Marley should not be remembered solely for his drug habits, but for his music as well.
Marley's watching over us.
My head is killing me! If I only had some of Marley's Medicine right now...

Man, come hit this J of Marley's Medicine with me.
Marley's Medicine by Sarah Winkler February 10, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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