markum

A man with a bus sized dick. He might not look the best but you won't want to be looking at his face.

Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with her?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 3: Her boyfriend is a Markum.
Guy 1: Ooohh.
Guy 2: Yep that makes since on why she looks crippled.
Guy 3: I wish I was a Markum

markum by MrMarkum March 2, 2016

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markum

Someone who has extremely small penis.

He got a markum!

markum by skrrman May 22, 2017

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Markum

A longer version for mark

fuck you mark, i will call you markum

Markum by Bonsaii May 26, 2022

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Markimoo

An unusually hyperactive and adorable animal that needs to be taken extreme care of. It is mostly known for its funny antics and prettiness. But beware as it can shout at a considerable volume on being raged and can start weeping over anything that is even remotely emotional. It can be mostly found with it's friends in the wilderness; just be careful of hurting it's massive ego or it will bite ya.

Friend: "Hey, what is that ?"
Me: "Oh that, thats just a wild Markimoo in it's natural habitat."
Friend: "But why is it running around with peanut butter on it's face ?"
Me: "Shh...We don't question anything."

Markimoo by girl with defination May 23, 2018