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a man-whore wants to make the following record: "Layed Everyone and Everything In (insert city's name) Including His Own Mother".
Omg, look at Marksalot...he's laying her..oh wait, now her...hold up, now he's laying it!!
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Sir Barksalot 

A playful nickname for a neighborhood dog who is a seriously annoying super yapper.
Must I listen to you throughout my entire sleepless night, Sir Barksalot?!
Sir Barksalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020
A name based off creativeness.
Like creativeness itself she's one of a kind. A person that's beautiful inside and out. In my eyes she's the perfect woman. A person that's always joyful, supportive and has that personality to never give up on the things that are most important to her. Her looks are divine and her glance is breathtaking. The perfect gurl any guy could dream for. She's loyal, funny, never boring, never bland always vibrant and most importantly when she loves, she loves truly and the person that experiences that is the luckiest person in the world.
Hey Marsalo
Marsalo by Caesar03 November 22, 2021
Margalot is somebody who is extremely trustworthy and you won’t like her at first but she’ll turn out to be the best friend you’ve ever had. she is very shy at first but trust me she’s great. she’s a hufflepuff. she doesn’t like to argue. she usually has brown hair but prefers it dyed blonde. she is a beauty guru. she likes musicals. she is very short but sweet! all the guys will want her due to her funny personality and her beauty, but her true husband is Tom Holland.
Bobland: OMG! there’s Margalot. i want her #. should i go for it?
Josh: na dude she’s too good for u bro.

Bobland: bro...

markslostsamsung2020

My best friend,mark lee simp,true beauty lover,queen,A hoe for every nct member(like me:)
OMG OMG DID U SEE MARKSLOSTSAMSUNG2020!!!?!!SHES AMAZINGGGGGG
markslostsamsung2020 by NctZeniZone January 15, 2021

markslovepoem 

Wont accept that fact that sangwoo is NOT fine, its ok tho cause they’re funny…sometimes
Don’t be a sangwoo fan like markslovepoem

markslovepoem 

They wont accept the fact that Sangwoo is NOT fine, its ok tho cause they’re funny…sometimes
Dont be like markslovepoem or you will turn into a furry😟
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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