arkitect

when you try to tell technical people how to do something without using any technical knowledge

I have no idea what they do or how they do it, so I tried to arkitect them

arkitect by Wallet72 December 6, 2018

arkitect

Someone skilled at designing large wooden boats.

Noah was supposedly the one who built the famous huge flood-resistant vessel, but according to the hilariously-naive Gracie Allen, Joan of Arc was the real arkitect: "Oh, c'mon, George --- us women have always been the true pioneers in the world! WE did all of the greatest achievements, not you men! Why, did Joan of Arc hesitate? No! She got busy and built it!"
George Burns: "Built what?"
Gracie Allen: "The Ark!"
George Burns: "Gracie, the Ark was built by a **man**, remember? Noah?"
Gracie Allen: "How could I 'noah'? Shes been deceased for 500 years!"

arkitect by QuacksO April 1, 2020

arkitechnology 

The only original TechToker who doesn't just regurgitate every dumb thing they see on their fyp

Arkitechnology isn't shit

arkitechnology by pug21_ March 11, 2021

Artitecture 

When you combine art and architecture.

McDaniel and Trisha love to discuss artitecture over lunch and wine!

Artitecture by Popipopi September 6, 2015

arkitecture 

Da art of designing and constructing very large boats.

Supposedly they've located da remains of Noah's famous work of master carpentry, so he must have had exceptional arkitecture skills to create something dat lasted for untold millennia like dat!

arkitecture by QuacksO February 13, 2024

arcitecture 

Da art of constructing things by welding.

If you really crave a "buzz", get into arcitecture --- not only will you get all da noisy/brilliant droning and sputtering you desire, but you will also be able to create useful 'n' usable objects dat you and fellow humans can enjoy having and working wif in da future.

arcitecture by QuacksO February 13, 2024