arkitect

when you try to tell technical people how to do something without using any technical knowledge

I have no idea what they do or how they do it, so I tried to arkitect them

by Wallet72 December 06, 2018

arkitect

Someone skilled at designing large wooden boats.

Noah was supposedly the one who built the famous huge flood-resistant vessel, but according to the hilariously-naive Gracie Allen, Joan of Arc was the real arkitect: "Oh, c'mon, George --- us women have always been the true pioneers in the world! WE did all of the greatest achievements, not you men! Why, did Joan of Arc hesitate? No! She got busy and built it!"
George Burns: "Built what?"
Gracie Allen: "The Ark!"
George Burns: "Gracie, the Ark was built by a **man**, remember? Noah?"
Gracie Allen: "How could I 'noah'? Shes been deceased for 500 years!"

by QuacksO April 01, 2020