maria juana 

Maria Juana (Mary Jane) is another name for marihuana because the pronunciation in Spanish is very similar.
For you, ignorants who doesn't know what is marihuana,is a plant that one smokes and gives you a hell of a ride, meaning, a drug, and as such, illegal, though certain breeds of the marihuana are used legally by some as a form of therapy (lucky bastards)

A: hey man, i had a night with my fair lady, Maria Juana
B: how was that?
A: awesome!!!!
B: cool dude, can you get me $50 of it
A: of course dude

maria juana by Jack Spartan August 1, 2006

Juana Maria 

Marijuana backwards with an extra "a" to delunge some of the negative connotations away from the obvious "Good Times" this item delivers.

Person 1: Yo.. you know Juana Maria?
Person 2: Who the f*ck is that?
Person 1: Say it backwards... *wink
Person 2: Oh...!! yea yea I know her... she coo....

Juana Maria by Kashm September 19, 2006

mari-juana? 

a question meaning...do you want to smoke weed now. Mari - doyouwanna? mari-juana?

hey, mari-juana?

yeah, I've got my stash right here.

mari-juana? by Amy Stevens December 22, 2004

Mara-ji-juana 

1. a mentally retarded term and/or name for Marijuana.
2. Another name for the great God gift that only idiots use
3. Another name for a plant that people in the world loves

Marquasha: why do smoke that?

Chris: Smoke what?

Marquasha: Mara-Ji-Juana

Chris: WTF, it's called Marijuana, not Mara-Ji-Juana *cough*retart*cough*

Mara-ji-juana by HellRaiser305 June 14, 2010

Hannabis Marie D-juana

She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.

Having a Hannabis Marie D-juana in your life will change you forever, inside out, heart and soul.

Hannabis Marie D-juana by dianasaurus rex October 25, 2022

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

marijuana peanut butter cup by PWS27 July 11, 2017

marijuana 

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

marijuana by what do you care June 16, 2003