Maria Jesus

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Maaria Jesus is the most amazing person youll ever meet, and one of the few people that will stay with you no matter what. Shes is a gorgeous girl who by first glance looks kinda bitchy but as you get to know her that thought gets out of your head, very close to her family and friend members so if you do anything to them a Maria Jesus will fuck you up.

-Omg did you see what Maria Jesus did to the boy yesterday.
-Yeah i saw he got fucked up.
- Basically he staryed talking shit about her family

Maria Jesus by larita.patitas October 25, 2020

Words you can keep

maria jesus

maria de jesus means a strong women not afraid of people

maria jesus she is strong and confident she inspires me

maria jesus by cryst_carmi October 17, 2018

Related Words

maria jesus • maria de jesus • jesas maria • Jesus Christ, Marie • Jess-Marie • maria • Maria Eduarda • María del Mar • maria fe • maria grazia

Maria Jesús

Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.

With the purchase of a Maria Jesús you will get a free Cookie (did u get it?)

Maria Jesús by mortadela666 November 24, 2021

María Jesús

María Jesús is an incredible person, she has a mental illness that will drive you crazy with her stuff and personality. She is really goofy and a completely loyal person, she will share with you everything she has, she loves to make people feel part of her family and mostly her friends. Se is really sweet but when you make her feel uncomfortable she won’t be as always with ya. take care of her

María Jesús, the love of your life

María Jesús by Hopkings William November 24, 2021

maria de jesus

Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.

"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"

maria de jesus by Commonroses August 27, 2022

jesas maria

When someone does blasphemy in Hammer Editor by Valve

Jesas maria, this guy used the Carve tool

jesas maria by DarviL August 29, 2020

Jesus Christ, Marie

Breaking Bad A term used by the character Hank Schrader, in reference to his wife Marie's utter foolishness in regards to minerals. Became a meme enjoyed by all fans of the show.

"Jesus Christ, Marie! They aren't rocks, they're minerals!"

Jesus Christ, Marie by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026