Maria Jesus 

Maaria Jesus is the most amazing person youll ever meet, and one of the few people that will stay with you no matter what. Shes is a gorgeous girl who by first glance looks kinda bitchy but as you get to know her that thought gets out of your head, very close to her family and friend members so if you do anything to them a Maria Jesus will fuck you up.

-Omg did you see what Maria Jesus did to the boy yesterday.
-Yeah i saw he got fucked up.
- Basically he staryed talking shit about her family

Maria Jesus by larita.patitas October 25, 2020

maria jesus 

maria de jesus means a strong women not afraid of people

maria jesus she is strong and confident she inspires me

maria jesus by cryst_carmi October 17, 2018

Maria Jesús 

Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.

With the purchase of a Maria Jesús you will get a free Cookie (did u get it?)

Maria Jesús by mortadela666 November 24, 2021

María Jesús 

María Jesús is an incredible person, she has a mental illness that will drive you crazy with her stuff and personality. She is really goofy and a completely loyal person, she will share with you everything she has, she loves to make people feel part of her family and mostly her friends. Se is really sweet but when you make her feel uncomfortable she won’t be as always with ya. take care of her

María Jesús, the love of your life

María Jesús by Hopkings William November 24, 2021

maria de jesus 

Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.

"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"

maria de jesus by Commonroses August 27, 2022

jesas maria

When someone does blasphemy in Hammer Editor by Valve

Jesas maria, this guy used the Carve tool

jesas maria by DarviL August 29, 2020

Jesus Christ, Marie 

Breaking Bad A term used by the character Hank Schrader, in reference to his wife Marie's utter foolishness in regards to minerals. Became a meme enjoyed by all fans of the show.

"Jesus Christ, Marie! They aren't rocks, they're minerals!"

Jesus Christ, Marie by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016