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mercutio 

The best character in Romeo in Juliet.

Makes fun of Romeo by saying he puts his penis into a woman's vagina. Not literally. Here's the excerpt:

Mercutio: Why, is it not this better now than groaning for love? Now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo, now art thout what thou art, by art as well as by nature. For this driveling love is like a great natural that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble (penis) in a hole (vagina).
Mercutio could cut off Romeo's bauble in a duel.

Mercutio and Allegra 

the best fanfiction in the freaking world for "Romeo and Juliet", look it up.
you don't need an example. MERCUTIO AND ALLEGRA IS EPIC.

Mercutio and Allegra 

A freaking awesome fanfiction about "Romeo and Juliet" that I happened to come across. It's funny, touching, and Shakespeare himself would be like wow, this is awesometh. Seriously great... I can't believe it's just a fanfiction...
"This is not just a girl you love!" Benvolio exploded. "'Tis a Capulet girl! The younger sister of Theobald and Ricardo, who hate you enough as it is! If they realize you have been teasing their innocent younger sister, they will break you in half!"

"Tease!" Mercutio repeated. "Tease? Really, Benvolio, have I ever teased about love?"

Benvolio stared at him.

Mercutio cleared his throat. "Ay. Well, I do not tease now! What, you do not believe me?"
- From chapter 6 of mercutio and allegra.

mercutio 

the coolest charracter in the play romeo and juliet by william shakespeare. he roxors. related to the prince of the town and romeo's friend. He dies, though.
TYBALT
Mercutio, thou consort'st with Romeo,--

MERCUTIO
Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels? an
thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but
discords: here's my fiddlestick; here's that shall
make you dance. 'Zounds, consort!
mercutio by penguinofhonor May 6, 2006

Mercutio 

The best character of Romeo and Juliet. He is most likely gay and loves to fight for no reason. He is the best friend of Romeo and Benvolio. He convinced Romeo to go to the ball. He is not part of the Montaigu family or the Capulet family. He is a relative of Prince Escalus and Paris. He dies in a duel with Tybalt.
- Hey, Mercutio, wanna fight?
- Yeah man! Hope I don't die, hohoho
Mercutio by MERCUTIOOO February 14, 2019

Mercutio 

Sentry gun repair man :D
Mercutio by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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