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A funny person who can make funny faces
Hahahahahahaha you're so Markese
Markese by Mistah 517 January 16, 2011
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brooklyn marchese 

A Brooklyn Marchese is one crazy bitch, most of the time she is extremely ugly, even overweight. She tends to obsess over boys who want nothing to do with her. It’d be better if she was dead.
Hey who’s that girl she’s one crazy bitch oh that’s Brooklyn Marchese
brooklyn marchese by Cocklover02 August 14, 2020
A very handsome young man, who loves hard, and stands firm on his beliefs and will give his last if needed, you can always count on Markese
Markese is very dependable
Markese by LegendaryMe June 9, 2019
A very beautiful girl in which whom rocks your world.
A football jock fell in love Marckee.
Marckee by AnnaMarckee February 5, 2010

markesecia 

A cute brown skinned girl,smart,cute,mean,attractive💖and markesecia will be quick to put you in your place
Dont mess with markesecia
markesecia by Nikke portare July 5, 2018

Marchese 

i’m gonna fucking cum ahhhhh
marchese cum
Marchese by henryvvv November 22, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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