marchturbating

When you spend your March break inside masturbaiting instead of partying and spending it how it should be spent.

'How was your March Break? I bet you spent it marchturbating.'

by RacistUrbanWhiteGirl July 30, 2016

Marchturbation

When you don't get invited to parties during march break so you spend your week masturbating.

I got a lot of needed marchturbation this week, way better than any party I could've asked for.

by RacistUrbanWhiteGirl July 22, 2016

Macturbating

Noun: The act of pleasuring oneself through the use of an Apple Product.

Steve got an iPhone5 for his birthday and has been macturbating all weekend

by Madhav4 September 14, 2012

marshturbarting

masturbating with a marshmallow in your ass and farting and burping at the same time, hence the word "bart" = burp + fart. The fart can often be used to warm the mallow in prep for a smore.

Wow I'm having a lot of gas, I'm horney, and I would love a smore...I feel like marshturbarting

by Bill Mckiness January 18, 2009

matchsturbating

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

by Acdcmonkey April 29, 2009