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(MARCH-eye)

Slang word for Cocaine. Derived from the term "Mexican Marching Powder".
Hey buddy... got any Marchi?
marchi by C.M. Jackson December 11, 2006

marchi-martius 

A person who inserts his/her five cents when not being asked without having proved the reliability of the information he/she shares in public.
"Oh no, marchi-martius, not again! Don't tell me that I have to add some shit in order to cook brownies," cried Celine, "I know I have to add cocoa powder instead...."
marchi-martius by Nicole Dissinger August 29, 2019

Marchi Nah! 

"Can I pet your Marchi Nah?"
Marchi Nah! by Marcean September 8, 2005

Jamie Marchi 

A arrogant lying redhead, A Jamie Marchi is know to love mutilating men and acting like a 5 year old whilst ignoring reality.
Did you hear what that Jamie Marchi said she wanted to do to that man?!!!

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Shit Machine 

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.
Shit Machine by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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