march masterbaition
In this you will have the launch your nut counter to the moon ever night : only sex beating you meat found so master bait till ur dead
march masterbaition by Gurt1234 November 10, 2018
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mega march masturbation mayhem
Mega March Masturbation Mayhem is an exciting sport for men to play to show who can nut the most. Fill a bracket with 32 men who's ready to play head-to-head. Each player has 24 hours to nut more times than their opponent to move on to the next round. Keep winning to be crowned champion of Mega March Masturbation Mayhem.
mega march masturbation mayhem by MasterDebater159 March 20, 2020
Mortal Masturbation March
The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Mortal Masturbation March by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
Manic Masturbation March
The March equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Also known as the manic masturbation month, Destroy Dick December can be stimulation from a variety of ways, but Manic Masturbation March must just be you, your hand and your trusty icognito tab.
Oh, thank god Fuck Fapping February is finally over! I've been looking forward to some quality time in Manic Masturbation March.
Manic Masturbation March by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
Magazine Masturbation March
I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.
Magazine Masturbation March by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021
Maximum Masturbation March
A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.
Maximum Masturbation March by EnerJetix March 29, 2023
Mega Masturbation March
Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.
girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.
Mega Masturbation March by GayFemalefrfrfrfr March 7, 2023
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