Open Operation October

Throughout october you gotta fap with your door open atleast 1 inch

Open operation october is kinda scary with my parents in the house...

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021

Aching Anus April

During april you can only jizz via prostate stimulation. No homo.

I'm just waiting for Aching Anus April to be over, my bum hurts like shit.

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021

Furry Far February

Througout February you gotta fap to furry porn only. If you are a furry, you gotta quit furry porn for the month.

Furry Far February's gonna be hard, I hate furries.

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021

Magazine Masturbation March

Throughout march you go old school, no digital porn for this month.

I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021