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maplehood 

im bout to go to Maplehood, You comin?
maplehood by DUTCHES "07" November 15, 2003

maplehood 

The part of Maplewood, Minnesota where it's all apartments and you shouldn't go there at night because you'll get mugged/molested
get out of your car and see if you still have hubcaps because we just drove through maplehood
maplehood by mark July 8, 2004

Mapleboo 

Someone with a Non-Canadian ethnicity obsessed with Canadian culture.
Oh my god, Kenny is such a Mapleboo, he watches Canadian ice hockey and drinks maple syrup, like, all the time.
Mapleboo by NikolaDragunov June 2, 2018

Maplewood 

A place where hippies go after their flower power days to get high-paying jobs and raise their children. Gays and biracial families are the norm. The families that inhabit Maplewood are often transplants from the Park Slope/Brooklyn area. People in Maplewood believe strongly in Whole Foods, eco-friendly products, yoga, Starbucks and the newest technology. Practically no one is conservative, and parents practically feed their children liberal ideals, by doing things like sending them to Obama picnics. In Maplewood, everyone knows each other. And on a nice sunny day, the parks are typically crowded with toddlers, dogs, and pot smoking teenagers. The children of maplewood are typically grow into very spoiled individuals. Their student parking lot is nicer than the teachers, and everyone has macbooks, and the newest ipods. Weed and alcohol are consumed at an alarming rate. Despite this, Maplewood turns out some of the most sucessful and talented people. So many that the high school had to start its own hall of fame. Because of this, the surrounding towns are jealous and often resort to calling Maplewood things like "Maplehood" or "Gay-plewood".
Millburn kid: I wish I was cool enough to live in Maplewood.
Maplewood by crimsonandclover April 5, 2009

Maplewood/South Orange 

A cool place in Jersey only a short train ride away from NYC. The highschool where young residents attend can be seen in the film Garden State starring Zack Braff, a graduate of said Highschool. Other famous grads include Lauryn Hill and the Fugees. The people are chill, the beer is cheap, and the weed is plentiful.
This town blows chunks!

I know, I wish we lived in Maplewood/South Orange!

MapleHockey 

something said when a Canadians angry or scared, or a name Mathew MapleHocky Williams.
Canadian getting hit in the head by a Cuban

Canadian: MapleHockey
MapleHockey by EvilHelloKitty13 August 3, 2011