An unnecessarily large amount of verbal diarrhea, often in the form of a social media post. Presented as an authority on a topic, but easily proven wrong.
That Facebookpost was a complete maxedon. I can't believe they spent that much time writing that drivel.
A sexy girl that will take you man has a {soft ass}nickname {kedz] ,ratchet girl who has a resting bitch face and not to be messed with.If she chats to you on a daily consider yourselves lucky cause its hard to get into her friendship circle .Makeda's have the most beautiful smile that attracts boys she has the best fashion sense . a lovable girl with a curvy body . And every man she had comes running back to her.
"CHEEEEEEEEZE is dat your ting yh {makeda} and dat WOOOII" "Nahhh {makeda}span your jaw fam"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*