Map of Africa
A game played by standing in a line with your mates and pissing yourself. Whoever has the piss stain that looks closest to the continent of Africa wins!
Map of Africa by krugball May 12, 2016
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Map of Africa
The wet spot in the bed after a heavy dose of knocking boots. Usually resembles the outline of some geographical entity.
Map of Africa by Jay Don December 4, 2003
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Map of Africa
A term used to describe marks left on the inside of a toilet bowl after a rather large stool has been squeezed out. It differs from 'normal' skid marks as it leaves somewhat of a pattern, rather than just an up-and-down streak, and may sometimes resemble a map of Africa, or any other map for that matter.
Jane: ''Harry, take a look at what someone has left in the toilet.''
Harry: ''Good grief, I've never seen anything like that before.''
Jane: ''It's the biggest map of Africa I've ever seen.''
Harry: ''Good grief, I've never seen anything like that before.''
Jane: ''It's the biggest map of Africa I've ever seen.''
Map of Africa by Clay Pigeon_2010 March 11, 2010
map of africa
A slang term to describe the visual appearance of a persons undergarments after they have soiled themsleves.
map of africa by shakes spears May 31, 2009
Yellow Map of Africa
He walked into the party, like he was walking onto a yacht. His hat strategically dipped below one eye, his scarf it was apricot. And he also had a Yellow Map of Africa due to his incontinence. Not so vain now, huh?
Yellow Map of Africa by Rydo December 20, 2010
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