map of africa

A slang term to describe the visual appearance of a persons undergarments after they have soiled themsleves.

Whats that smell?

I've just drawn a map of Africa in my pants.

Dirty bastard.

by shakes spears May 31, 2009

Map of Africa

A game played by standing in a line with your mates and pissing yourself. Whoever has the piss stain that looks closest to the continent of Africa wins!

They just got done with a round of Map of Africa. I just Map of Africa'd on myself.

by krugball May 12, 2016

Map of Africa

The wet spot in the bed after a heavy dose of knocking boots. Usually resembles the outline of some geographical entity.

When I got through plowing Betty, I made her sleep in the map of Africa.

by Jay Don December 4, 2003

Map of Africa

A term used to describe marks left on the inside of a toilet bowl after a rather large stool has been squeezed out. It differs from 'normal' skid marks as it leaves somewhat of a pattern, rather than just an up-and-down streak, and may sometimes resemble a map of Africa, or any other map for that matter.

Jane: ''Harry, take a look at what someone has left in the toilet.''

Harry: ''Good grief, I've never seen anything like that before.''

Jane: ''It's the biggest map of Africa I've ever seen.''

by Clay Pigeon_2010 March 11, 2010

Yellow Map of Africa

The stain left on a gentleman's trouser after a wetting incident.

He walked into the party, like he was walking onto a yacht. His hat strategically dipped below one eye, his scarf it was apricot. And he also had a Yellow Map of Africa due to his incontinence. Not so vain now, huh?

by Rydo December 20, 2010