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manzhole 

A hole good enough for Johnny Football to penetrate.
Guy: Hey gwinger, did you see the ass on that guy?

Other guy: Yeah, that's soooo a manzhole.
manzhole by Lemmy dogg October 26, 2013

manzholtini 

Noun - A beverage made of semen and fecal material consumed by Johnny Football using a crazy straw and Drake's (or another lovers') anus.
After love making, Johnny often found himself thirsty for leftovers and went in
for a manzholtini.
manzholtini by Lemmy dogg November 1, 2013
1. Cast metal circular cover providing access to an urban sewerage system.
2. Male orifice, typically the mouth but also could refer to the anus or butthole.
"You are talking out your manhole homes."
"Dude you want to keep your manhole covered or someone's gonna cap your ass."
Manhole by Trayfern August 30, 2013

manhole covers 

Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.
"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."

Manhole Cover 

noun: A Butt Plug owned by a man.
Like a diamond in the rough, Larry uncovered Ed's bejeweled Manhole Cover.
Manhole Cover by SteveHeaves December 22, 2020
The absolute worst name for a dog as determined by the Vlogbrothers, John Green and Hank Green on their podcast "Dear Hank and John."

Following suit, it was the name given to the dog of the President of the Young Democrats of America.
Come here, Manhole! That's a good Manhole!
Manhole by Boaty McBoatface April 29, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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