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When a man wastes his money on something supposedly durable but obnoxiously expensive, and calls it an investment.

A: "My husband spent $800 in a pair of bicycle pedals"
B: "What a classic manvestment!"

manvestment by sellonen January 11, 2017

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Manjustment

An adjustment made in the crotch area by men to reduce discomfort.

person 1: Why is he grabbing his balls?
Person 2: He's making a manjustment

Manjustment by Bobface12.55 August 22, 2009

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manjustment

When a man adjusts his crotch into a more comfy position. It may look vulgar, but it entirely necessary for health and comfort reasons.

Rachel:- "Mike, stop touching yourself."

Mike:- "I'm not, it's just a quick manjustment"

manjustment by rnqs23 November 30, 2010

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misvestment

A terrible mistake in money management

Buying that bag of toenails was a huge misvestment.

misvestment by RJGM March 16, 2021

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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