manvestment

When a man wastes his money on something supposedly durable but obnoxiously expensive, and calls it an investment.

A: "My husband spent $800 in a pair of bicycle pedals"
B: "What a classic manvestment!"

by sellonen January 11, 2017

Manjustment

An adjustment made in the crotch area by men to reduce discomfort.

person 1: Why is he grabbing his balls?
Person 2: He's making a manjustment

by Bobface12.55 August 22, 2009

manjustment

When a man adjusts his crotch into a more comfy position. It may look vulgar, but it entirely necessary for health and comfort reasons.

Rachel:- "Mike, stop touching yourself."

Mike:- "I'm not, it's just a quick manjustment"

by rnqs23 November 30, 2010

misvestment

A terrible mistake in money management

Buying that bag of toenails was a huge misvestment.

by RJGM March 16, 2021