misvestment

A terrible mistake in money management

Buying that bag of toenails was a huge misvestment.

by RJGM March 16, 2021

manvestment

When a man wastes his money on something supposedly durable but obnoxiously expensive, and calls it an investment.

A: "My husband spent $800 in a pair of bicycle pedals"
B: "What a classic manvestment!"

by sellonen January 11, 2017