mans head 

1. A man with inflated self importance and worth. Usually swanning about with floppy hair and 'posh' clothes

2. A person that has no respect for anyone other than himself, often adopting the carpets whilst walking

Bloke 1 "Hi, my Im Guy and Ill be sleeping with your wife tonight. Look at my ginola-styled hair and pinstripe suit (accentuating the S and U"

Bloke 2 "What a Mans Head!"

mans head by urban.junkie February 26, 2008

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020