manmmaries

(n)

any excessive breast tissue on a man that resembles the female breasts.

a portmanteau of "man" and the plural of "mammary"

syn. moob (s) and man-breast

pronounced (man) + (merries)

He's taking steriods.
How do you know?
Look at his manmmaries.

by Petyr Sergei Vasselvich March 31, 2010

Mackem Mammaries

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Manaries

A variation on the word mammaries, so it can be applied to males with breasts.

"Whoaahh, check out Johnny Vegas' manaries, they're f*cking huge!"

by ThisIsMySeriousFace January 9, 2008

manmaries

Larger than average male breasts. Also known as man boobs or man tits. Origin: mammaries (female breasts)

That guy's manmaries are so big, I think he'd need a C-cup if he wore a bra!

by Anne December 10, 2003

Spiffing Mammaries

Harry Styles favorite things. (FUN BAGS)

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!

by Niall Horan February 16, 2012

mammaries

chest puppies

thanks for the mammaries

by CCUP April 17, 2003

Coitus Mammaris

(kō'ĭ-tes - mam-uh-res) n. adj. Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis between the breasts. Usually accompanied by rhythmic movements, leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis in the region between her cleavage, neck and chin. A high-brow description of a sexual act also known as "titty-fucking".

Coitus: Origin, Latin, from past participle of coīre, to copulate.

Mammaris: Origin, mammary 1682, from French mammaire; from Latin mamma "breast," probably from the child's word for "mother."

So Biff. How did it go with Muffy last night?

Fairly well, old chap. Muffy said she was in her "scarlet phase". So, after the cotillion, we did a little coitus mammaris in the back of the Bentley behind the clubhouse. I was a tad annoyed when she used my ascot to clean her "pearl necklace" off.

by Downside Risk January 14, 2010