A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.
Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.
Matt smells like the inside of a turd
Matt smells like the inside of a turd
by Naples pap December 03, 2007
A guy who gets drunk at a party, and tells really long stories, and says things to embarass his girlfriend.
by K.G. MadMan January 07, 2005
maddest gangsta in the world doesnt really leave his house much but when he comes out all the bitches flock to him like flys on shit
by SimmyDawwwwg December 03, 2007
by Doctor Dickson Poon May 30, 2011
The act of trolling a post for no reason while sexually pleasuring yourself to pictures of your mother eating cheese.
by Elliemental July 27, 2017
the hottest guy alive....the only guy that will make you feel so special. even though he will leave you on delivered for 7 hours, when he does text/snap you, it is the greatest feeling. always has the great advice but only tells it to the people he loves and cares for. if you know a jackson manderson, ur so damn lucky. he is GODLY at cuddling. if you see a jackson manderson, dont waste ur time.... go for it!!!!! you are gonna miss ur chance.
by pinkflamingo0306 December 03, 2021