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man-period 

The time a few minutes after a guy gets kicked in the balls, lasts about 10 minutes to about an hour. It includes pain in the abdominal and groin region and the feeling of haveing to shit.

(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)
Guy 1:Dont touch me!!!

Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?

Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.

Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.
man-period by jdank519 March 17, 2009
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Man-Period 

When a man has a nose bleed. This may or may not happen every month on the man-period mensterul cycle.
Dan:Once i had my period and it came out my nose!

(Dan had his man-period)
Man-Period by Fannywagon2008 October 23, 2009
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Man Period 

A man who going through a phase where he is easily emotional, irritated, horny, tired, or any mental side effects of a women’s period.
why is chris being so emotional and annoying today, he must me on his Man period.
Man Period by anonymous April 26, 2021

man period 

The sole and absolute male counterpart to pms in females. Multiple changes in behaviour(s) at various times in the month is characteristic of this affliction.

Symptoms Include:
-fear of reality
-abrupt irritibility
-unwillingness to solve problems
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-displays momentary regression back to childish nature(‘little boy syndrome’)
-argumentative but totally still wants to sleep with/do you @ the end of the day
-onset of inwardness
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-sporadic moments where he cares again, but doesnt actually mean it
-failure to initiate the apology and or admitting wrongfulness
-purposely goes out of the way to frustrate others(*See ‘little boy syndrome’ above; ie. If he’s miserable, EVERYONE else has to be)
-clearly shows signs of holding onto young man angst(and all things EMO) and behaving like such a little douchebag because of it
-the OPPOSITE of helpful
"You should totally ask your boyfriend if he has his man period right now as that would explain a lot."

"Well anyways, I explained the situation to him and hopefully he's not secretly angry..he hasn't replied yet..I suspect man period is the culprit."
man period by shanellek December 13, 2008

Man period 

n. When a man has all the syndrom's of a P.M.S.
Man, my teacher was having a major man period today when I didn't hand in my homework.
Man period by Alecandro12 March 28, 2011

man period 

Males seem to have a "period" as like females.
None of the bleeding syndormes but the mood swings and high level of irriation.

man period symtoms
-Yelling,shouting constantly
-storming off in a mad /anger mannor
-making others feel guilty
-seeming to think that their always right
-savere mood swings
-irritated more than usual
-non willing to addmit they did something wrong
-lazyness
-more than the usual food consumption
-more emotional intake
man period by group_of_fariys June 16, 2009

Man Period 

Whenever a man feels the uncontrollable urge to invalidate others feelings, especially due to the lack of their own self - esteem
Tate fans are always on their Man Period.
Man Period by Finlet February 8, 2023