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A minivan, usually older, but doesnt have to be that a teenager boy drives. A point of humor with his friends that have their own cars. Usually resulting in them questioning his sexual orientation or the size of his genitals.
The kind of car a 16/17 yr old guy drives if he doesnt have a car or he has to drive his moms because his older sister/brother is driving the "kids" car.
man van by The_Big_Sexy August 31, 2005
Words you can keep
the manliest van in the world.
lets take the man van across the country
man van by qnh12 July 7, 2018
a big van with no backseats which is generally driven by a gay man; a homosexuals ride.
"You see that Man-van drive by?"
Man-Van by SwitchBlade June 1, 2006

Man Van 'O Love 

A large van where homosexual activities occur.
Well, hey there fellas want to come inside the Man Van 'O Love?
Man Van 'O Love by dsdg September 11, 2004

Pussy Man Van 

Usually an extremely attractive teenage boy exceeding all expectations. Probably the best type of guy for a girl and the name says it all. The pussy literally crawls to him... Most boys envy him because the attention is drawn to him. The word van itself literally translates into a sex master. Girls want a pussy man van
"Yo who's that guy over there talking with all those girls!?"
"Oh that's just pussy man van."
Pussy Man Van by Portabellamushroom December 14, 2013

Blue van man 

An absolute legend from Loughborough whom reviews food and has been on TRUEGeordie2 with Lawrence
Have you seen blue van man

Na is he good

Yer he’s a legend from Loughborough
Blue van man by Ksi’s Dad September 2, 2019

Candy Van Man 

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Candy Van Man by Delinger March 12, 2011
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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