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A minivan, usually older, but doesnt have to be that a teenager boy drives. A point of humor with his friends that have their own cars. Usually resulting in them questioning his sexual orientation or the size of his genitals.
The kind of car a 16/17 yr old guy drives if he doesnt have a car or he has to drive his moms because his older sister/brother is driving the "kids" car.
man van by The_Big_Sexy August 31, 2005
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lets take the man van across the country
man van by qnh12 July 7, 2018
a big van with no backseats which is generally driven by a gay man; a homosexuals ride.
"You see that Man-van drive by?"
Man-Van by SwitchBlade June 1, 2006

Man Van 'O Love 

A large van where homosexual activities occur.
Well, hey there fellas want to come inside the Man Van 'O Love?
Man Van 'O Love by dsdg September 11, 2004

Pussy Man Van 

Usually an extremely attractive teenage boy exceeding all expectations. Probably the best type of guy for a girl and the name says it all. The pussy literally crawls to him... Most boys envy him because the attention is drawn to him. The word van itself literally translates into a sex master. Girls want a pussy man van
"Yo who's that guy over there talking with all those girls!?"
"Oh that's just pussy man van."
Pussy Man Van by Portabellamushroom December 14, 2013

Blue van man 

An absolute legend from Loughborough whom reviews food and has been on TRUEGeordie2 with Lawrence
Have you seen blue van man

Na is he good

Yer he’s a legend from Loughborough
Blue van man by Ksi’s Dad September 2, 2019

Candy Van Man 

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Candy Van Man by Delinger March 12, 2011