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One Man Eiffel Tower
Originating from the french "Eiffel Tower" and the act of "Eiffel Towering" a sexy bitch with your homie, the "one man eiffel tower" can only be described as a heroic act of bravery, leadership, and solo superiority. It is when the dude is lying on his back, wearing a strap on, with the girl straddling him and giving him head (on his real dick). He then procedes to have stick the strap on in the girls butt, while at the same time reaching both his feet and hands in the air, touching them together to form an old fashioned eiffel tower! (male body is ground, legs and arms are sides of tower, and girl is the bridge).
Me and my bro were eiffel towering this bitch, when he decided to pass out on me. Because I'm the man and I fear nothing, I took on the act of the one man eiffel tower. She didn't know what hit her.
"Bro, what happened last night"
"I pulled off a one man eiffel tower"
"A What!?"
"Yea, I eiffel towered a girl by myself, using a strap on"
"Dude, thats fucked up"
"Yea!!!!!!"
Created by 914 native and serial fudge packer
"Bro, what happened last night"
"I pulled off a one man eiffel tower"
"A What!?"
"Yea, I eiffel towered a girl by myself, using a strap on"
"Dude, thats fucked up"
"Yea!!!!!!"
Created by 914 native and serial fudge packer
One Man Eiffel Tower by pooponthegooch July 29, 2011
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Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
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A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
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