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man tear 

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
man tear by MAlexBr January 9, 2009
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Man Tear 

When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.
Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?
Man Tear by Imofwg May 10, 2016

Man Tear 

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
Man Tear by MAlexB January 9, 2009

single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.
A single man tear is all I'll spare

Epic Tear of Man Pain 

One single tear dripping soulfully and beautifully down the cheek of a hardcore manly man, to express the deep extent of his man pain. Usually caused by daddy issues or deep emotional trauma. Or both. Also can be used in a general way as "Epic Tears of Man Pain", although there can only be one tear at one time.
As he considered how his father never loved him, an EPIC TEAR OF MAN PAIN rolled softly down his stubbly cheek and rested on his chiselled jaw.
Many female love to see man tears and drink it
Man Tears by Thirteen down February 19, 2017
She was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears
Man tears by The One Eyed Monster December 20, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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