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man tear 

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
man tear by MAlexBr January 9, 2009
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Man Tear 

When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.
Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?
Man Tear by Imofwg May 10, 2016

Man Tear 

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
Man Tear by MAlexB January 9, 2009

single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.
A single man tear is all I'll spare

Epic Tear of Man Pain 

One single tear dripping soulfully and beautifully down the cheek of a hardcore manly man, to express the deep extent of his man pain. Usually caused by daddy issues or deep emotional trauma. Or both. Also can be used in a general way as "Epic Tears of Man Pain", although there can only be one tear at one time.
As he considered how his father never loved him, an EPIC TEAR OF MAN PAIN rolled softly down his stubbly cheek and rested on his chiselled jaw.
Many female love to see man tears and drink it
Man Tears by Thirteen down February 19, 2017
She was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears
Man tears by The One Eyed Monster December 20, 2010
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pod person 

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