Man Oyster

A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!

The male ate his semen like a man oyster!

by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017

man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 11, 2017

Poor man's oyster

A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.

My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.

by Galerion June 9, 2018

lonely man's oyster

a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh

yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub

by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020

Oyster Of The Little Man

The substance of one's nose slurped out of one's fingernails, ideally a big ole booger jellied in white mucus (the oyster) slurped from the tips of one's French-manicured fingernails (the oyster's shell)

Brett: You digging your nose?? Disgusting!!!

Katie: The oyster of the little man, for you my poor hobo. Try it.

Brett (slurping Katie's mucus-y booger out of her French-manicured fingernail): Yummy! Just have the Tabasco sauce ready next time.

by Moritat69 December 7, 2011