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Man Oyster

A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!
The male ate his semen like a man oyster!
by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017
mugGet the Man Oystermug.

Poor man's oyster

A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.
My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.
by Galerion June 9, 2018
mugGet the Poor man's oystermug.

lonely man's oyster

a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh
yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub
by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020
mugGet the lonely man's oystermug.

man oyster

by MarkoPolo April 11, 2017
mugGet the man oystermug.

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