man massage 

Firm massage from one of your dawgs for pleasure. Gay unless it's one of your dawgs then it's acceptable.

Me: Yo Dawg come give me one of those Man Massages to pleasure myself

man massage by JakeypooMaurice May 11, 2023

message man 

Some one you shouldn't talk trash to about someone else

Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man

message man by Iddybiddy January 7, 2017

massaging my man muscle 

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

massaging my man muscle by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022