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man gravy 

End result of leaving a fourteen year old boy at home alone for two+ hours with unblocked Internet access.
Tommy spent ten minutes cleaning his man gravy off of the keyboard.
man gravy by Harry Manback November 29, 2006
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man gravy 

Warm, creamy, sometimes gooey or sticky discharge from the act of love-making. See also: baby batter
I covered her mashed potato mountains in my man gravy.
man gravy by Josh January 31, 2004

man gravy 

I unloaded my man gravy into her, thus making her pregnant
man gravy by Hot Karl July 14, 2003

Man Gravy 

The juices exerted from a man's body, especially during Yuletide, in the winter, and immediately following Lent. Single men are the largest contributors of unconfined Man Gravy, which can be a major problem if the resources to clean up Man Gravy are not at hand. Some find the taste and smell of Man Gravy too much to resist, and can often be found using Man Gravy for everything from condiments to new fashion styles. Can also be used for painting, and with proper preparation, sculpting.

Also refered to as "The (Insert Male Subject's Name)'s Special"
"That room is completely covered in Man Gravy!"

"I accidentally got Man Gravy all over my bed sheets."

Tom served her a fresh helping of Man Gravy.

Too much Man Gravy is always a good thing.
Man Gravy by Ass. Prod. Sully January 18, 2008

Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington) 

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.

Man Gravy 

Accumulation of sweaty, stinky "man funk" in male groin area after a long day in hot clothing.
"Oh man. I didn't know it was gonna get so hot outside today when I put on them long pants to golf in. When I slipped 'em off I had some nasty Man Gravy brewin' in my drawers"

"Old gal went down to take care of my business but when she caught a whiff of my Man Gray she bailed"
Man Gravy by Alfsonso March 17, 2010
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Oblication 

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