1. A person who prefers titties overs ass
2. A person who loves looking through girls shirt necks as they bend toward them
3. Someone who doesn't care for twerking videos
4. A person who loves sucking girls titties while having sex
5. What gay men can't be (unless if they're fat)
6. A person who as a little kid would squeeze their moms tits and as a teen and adult other girls titties
7. Someone who says that tits can never be too big

(Breast Man watching twerking video)
Breast Man: Uhhh, why tf am i watching this (turns on vid with bouncing tits) Oh yeah, that's more like it!

breast man by Dubiks May 23, 2019

manbreasts

n. splenda
not to be confused with mandex

She took a few manbreasts to sweeten her coffee.

manbreasts by Beth October 5, 2004

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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