The ability of John McCain to continuously fuck-up what he is talking about - even on the basic things that he is running on.
An example would be when John McCain caught McFoot in McMouth disease and tried to redefine what a surge was because he could remember when it started and accidentally claimed that it started a year before it actually did.
when a girl gives a guy head, then he punchs her in the back of the head, causing the cum to come out her nose and resemble the tusks of a wooly mammoth.
When a guy eats out a girl's vag & gets a mouthful of pubes
I was eating out a girl & got a total "wooly manmouth", then I had to floss the pubes out of my teeth.
I went to this music festival & have had "wooly manmouth" ever since.