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mammograph

A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.
Julie got a mammograph from DJ Tom on her left boob last night.
mammograph by Word Puppy January 29, 2007

mammogramometer 

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.
Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!
mammogramometer by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammogram 

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.
some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.
mammogram by Bebe Field March 8, 2006

mammography

the act by which one pancakes another breast(s)
Millie endured multiple mammography(ies) throughout the day
mammography by Michael Brummel December 25, 2006

mammogramologist 

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.
Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

mammographic memory 

When you can't remember chicks' faces but you never forget a pair of tits
"I didn't even recognize her until she took off her shirt—I've got total mammographic memory."