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becoming very ugly over a short period of time.
"bro what happend to big jay?"
"idk bro he used to get so many grls n be good at sports"
"yea zins, he got fucken malude"
"ew"
malude by d vengeance October 8, 2006
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New Malden 

A pretty awesome place where the largest population of Koreans live, outside Korea
Guy 1: Hey, im going to New Malden!

Guy 2: No way dude - that's cool! Try not to get trampled by Koreans mind..
New Malden by Rosiieee August 24, 2009
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Karl Malden 

A Vodka Soda with ice.
What would you like with your supper? I'll have a Karl Malden.
Karl Malden by King Festus September 26, 2005

Maldevera 

A kick ass thrash/death metal band from Dallas, TX.
Tom: Did you go see Maldevera last night?

Jeff: Hell yeah, they killed it!
Maldevera by deBubbleTrousers October 20, 2011

Maude Lebowski 

Big Lebowski's daughter. Artist. Her art has been commended as strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

Likes sex.

Also, the mother of the smallest Little Lebowski.
Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski by LMB222 February 5, 2009

Harold and Maude

The best love story ever. Period.
With the greatest soundtrack ever as well.

You know it's true.
Even Andy Warhol admitting to blubbering at the end of Harold and Maude.
(Verb) The act of not getting some after hanging out with a girl for more than a half hour.
Malugee: Dude, I was dancing with a girl at The Jug, she even brought be back to her room.

Bro: Did you get any?

Malugee: Naw, bra. I was maluged.
Maluged by jaydeealex September 23, 2009
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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