malmorphan 

literally it means "bad shape", but it refers to someone who is ugly, fat, or both

That guy is a total malmorphan compared to Jude Law.

malmorphan by Rachel Treat March 29, 2007

valmorphanize 

verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.

verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!

valmorphanize by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 28, 2005

valmorphanize 

From the Movie "Team America World Police" A change in a vehicle's structure and function by pressing a red button.

OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now.

valmorphanize by [AE] Gremlin October 15, 2004

valmorphanize 

Applies to facial changes as well as vehical and other transformations.

"OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now."

OR

"We'll have your face valmorphanized to look like a terrorist so you can infiltrate there camp"

valmorphanize by jolt January 3, 2005

mammophanting 

To be on methamphetamine and be stuck doing a project u cannot seem to walk away from

She was late tobwork because she could not quit mammophanting in the garage.

mammophanting by NoratheGreat August 19, 2019