Malky

Originating in Glasgow / West Coast of Scotland, a term for slashing someone with a straight razor, usually across the face. Comes from the dubious rhyming slang of Malky (Malcolm) Fraser, Razor.

Has extended over the years to mean simply giving someone a 'doing' - beating them up - or a 'Glesga kiss' - a headbutt - and has also expanded throughout Scotland and into the North East of England.

"You wahnt malkied, ya ****?"
"You are headin for a malky, any mare o your p**h"

by Dieme Kortone May 10, 2021

malky

A seriously bad thing to happen to you. If you get 'malkied' then you will have been thumped raucously about the body in a fashion not dissimilar to that of a poor unfortunate referee who has bad mouthed the captain of a particularly large rugby squad.

"Ah geid him the malky an he stood there flat out on the grun."

"Ho! Come back here till Ah malky ya, ya bass!"

by Dangerous Malky February 3, 2004

Malky

Glaswegian word for a headbutt.

That was some malky he gave him, his nose exploded and then he hit the deck.

by Malcom the Malky July 31, 2013

Malky

Smart, loving, loyal, compassionate, wise woman with a heart of gold. Whoever is married to a Malky is the luckiest man in the world. Israeli Malkys are the best, but they're all good. They age really slowly, and always look young. They're also amazing wives & moms.

I gotta find myself a woman named Malky.

by taybbb January 22, 2022

malky

glaswegian slang term for razor blade
i.e malcolm frazor= razor

gieze yer malky pal

by glasvegasspete October 29, 2008

Malky

A non-PC slang term used to describe someone of oriental appearance. Thought to have originated in West Edinburgh.

Check that Malky over there in his pimped Corrado, Braaaaap!

by Talcum March 31, 2008

Dirty Malky

When you get a dirty malky your in for the ride of your he can make you scream for hours especially during anal sex

Dirty malky a mam with a large penis a d knows how to use it

by Frodonointy July 6, 2021