malgamistic 

the process of forming dingle berrys

the warmth of the body tempeture that hardens the anal seapage to the hairs with collection of the paper fibers as one tries to wipe the anul seepage around the poop shooot is the malgamistic proccess

malgamistic by Matt Stockton May 13, 2008

Magatistical 

1. Literally the only fun branch of statistics, seeing as your trying to factor the probability of imposible things happening on a regular basis, and if the arithmatic, magitisctians can always summon imps to do their work and then go eat a really big meal, Unseen University alumni represent! (nas id vides, nas ne vides)

Jubilant funfest of magatistical proportions

Magatistical by LiquorTreater March 4, 2009

Madamistic 

A Madamistic Person Is to be

(1) Mad / Psychotic, To loose all sense of Wits.

(2) Crazy Good Looking.
(3) A woman drawing in men, with careful consideration.

(4) Deceptive.

(Boy1) Yo, whats her name?
(Boy2) I don't know, but be warned of her, I hear shes' Madamistic.

Or

Her Madamistic Smile,
draws me in with temptation.

Madamistic by Sobdame October 25, 2010