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Like a malewife but instead of being your husband is your dad
You're such a malemom
malemom by Dismorphyant January 5, 2023
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Maledom Domination: A man (or action in which a man) dominates sexual interaction with his mate. See also dominatrix. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes:

-) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, punishment, slave)

-) Penetration of the sub. (incl. toys, etc).

-) Bondage / restraint of the sub.

-) punishment / Calling names, choking, slapping or tied up for not following a command.
"The Maledom punished his mate for not listening to a command"
Maledom by Mercadies March 2, 2017

malemodelcel 

An incel that is a male model
dude , check out that malemodelcel over there
malemodelcel by Epicmanguydude March 1, 2021
A relationship opposite to femdom in which the male is the dominant partner sexually or otherwise. The male is also the top in bdsm play or whereas the female takes the submissive role and is the bottom. The relationship is not always hetrosexual.

The dominant male may also be known as a master, domino straight cougar or dominator.
Maledom relationship are quite common. A good example would be the one between audry and her sadist boyfriend in the musical "little shop of horrors".
maledom by beags January 14, 2008
Like a dilemma, but both options are clusterfucks.

Similar: malema
No power, or Eskom trying to fix the power grid... both those options are terrible - it's a real malemma!
malemma by ecklesandfreckles April 21, 2020

Malemongoose 

A crazy democrat who is a huge loser. He cries everyday over my AMAZING electoral college victory against crooked Hillary and soon my IMPOSSIBLE victory over sleepy Joe and his mob of liberals. SAD!.
Quit crying Malemongoose.
Malemongoose by real@donaldtrump November 10, 2020

Malemamms 

A male's overly-developed mammaries. Slightly more polite way of saying "man boobs."
"Look at Dale's Malemamms! If those things get any larger, he'll need a bra."
Malemamms by Hair Plug Girl May 4, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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