A male, that usually for money, sales his self to other males for the purpose of sex. A male that engages in sexual activities with other males for the sole purpose as to get the other males to have an orgasam.
Mike is such a male prostitue, he sleeps with other males in groups to get them all off.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.