make a train take a dirt road

Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.

But it usually means butt ugly.

I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.

by kloon882 May 31, 2018

make a train take a dirt road

A person (girls usually) who is so attractive, people would do things out of the norm when around her.

Dang, Carrie Fisher used to be able to make a train take a dirt road

by Salsa Sorcerer April 8, 2017