makaha 

A person who isn't the most athletic can't really get girls but gets nice haricuts and has a big boto that no girl wants but somehow still has friends

ew is that makaha

makaha by Scottfrmdakota May 17, 2021

Makaha Valley 

A place located along the west coast of the island of oahu which boasts the best homegrown marijuana, cheapest 40 oz. malt liqour and most cigarette addicts in the state of hawaii, also nice campfire grounds in the "bushes"

guy 1: "eh i stay in makaha valley dawg we go drink tonight, can?"

guy 2: "shootz homie we can go grab budz from my friend and go bonfire"

guy 1: "rajah"

Makaha Valley by makahaboi September 14, 2009

Gamzee Makara 

Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.

Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.

Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).

In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.

Gamzee Makara Quotes:

Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.

Gamzee Makara by Telekinesia June 25, 2013

Gamzee Makara 

Mother Fucking Miracles

Gamzee Makara: "CoMe oN BrO aNd SlAm a FaYgO. ItS mAdE Of MoThEr fUcKiNg MiRaClEs"

Gamzee Makara by Starboy34tcoos October 20, 2012

makaia 

that one person who u love and care for, but can be a bad b*tch if she wants to. she's funny kind and hilarious and u need a makaia in ur life.

man i really need a makaia in my life

makaia by Hey its a random dude April 23, 2018

makanaka 

Word originates from Shona, a language from Zimbabwe. Makanaka has the meaning "God you are good" and is often used as a Christian term in Shona.

Makanaka Jesu

makanaka by "Hello!!! October 10, 2018

Makaya

Makaya is a girl with wisdom beyond her years-although she may not know it. While she may, at times, be clumsy, she is witty and has charm, this being the reason she has so many admierers. Every person deserves a Makaya for a friend, someone who will stick up for them no matter what. Makaya may be aggresive at times, and is very biased toward what they believe in. Makaya will always fight for what's right, and she has that stunning beauty that only a Makaya can have. She has the power to be a great leader, and has amazing potential.

friend: And then she called me a b*tch!
Makaya: Don't worry, I'll take care of this

Makaya by herThaaangg April 19, 2011