major dude

A well-sorted, wise and helpful friend. Hip without being a hipster. An admired person.

This is exemplified in the Steely Dan song, "Any Major Dude Will Tell You"

You've got a problem? Any major dude will tell you how to deal...

major dude by lubertdas June 16, 2020

Get merch

Get the major dude mug.

See more merch

major tech dude

The man that teaches elderly people about technology

Major tech dude loves people

major tech dude by Man dude November 15, 2019

Get merch

Related Words

major dude • major tech dude • Dude Manor • majortude • major • major key • major tom • Major Cloog • major major • major asshole

Dude Manor

Dude Manor is any place of prostitution that features male prostitutes often dressed as transvestites.

I made a wrong turn in the red light district and all the windows were dude manors. That guy dressed like little Bo Peep made me hurl all over.

Dude Manor by Clarence Boddinger August 30, 2010

Get merch

majortude

Major - fucking - attitude

She started yelling at me and had a real bad majortude

majortude by reallyeffinbored March 19, 2011

Get merch

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Get merch

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

Get merch

bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Get merch