The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.

Yo, Jeremy, did you hack the mainframe last night?

hacking the mainframe by gt-skip April 15, 2005

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mancrafts

Crafts that guys do, but don't call crafts since that would be really gay; for example: building bongs, modding Xboxes, arcade video game restoration, making leather goods (but that is kinda gay if it's black leather), woodworking, modding and upgrading engines and cars, etc.

Randal: "I like crafts, like building bongs."

Jason: "Dude! That sounds so homo!!!!!!!!"

Randal: "Hey, I like mancrafts..."

Jason: "If you put it that way, I guess that would be really cool! I know tons of guys...I'll call them all up so all us guys can get together for mancrafts. No women!!!!!!!"

mancrafts by baowulf September 6, 2008

/kill mincraft_ender dragon

when you cant kill the ender dragon so you do /kill mincraft_ender dragon

person 1: "yo dude i just beat the ender dragon"
person 2" how"
person 1"/kill mincraft_ender dragon "

/kill mincraft_ender dragon by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 12, 2021

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Mincraftphobia

The Fear of playing Minecraft and getting addicted to it.

player 1: hey bro, do you want to check out Minecraft with me?
Player 2: no way man, I don't want to become addicted to it like you.
Player 3: oh great, a dude with Mincraftphobia.

Mincraftphobia by SorcerousLink1 August 30, 2012

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