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Mairomaster 

A mairomaster is an incel who compensates for his small package by trolling guys with big dicks, calling himself an alpha, and powerlifting to make up for a lack of masculinity. A mairomaster is generally very disliked by other men. Although self-sabotage is usually comical to an extent, mairomasters are unfunny, simply coming off as miserable assholes. They are notoriously horrible at receiving criticism and are very unmasculine.
You can tell he's a mairomaster by the way he constantly tries to make people think his dick is big. It's creepy.
Mairomaster by dawgblg April 19, 2021

mailbomb 

snail mail - an explosive letter or package

e-mail - sending an overwhelming amount of messages to an address or a site. The intent is to break normal messaging with a massive volume of message traffic.
mailbomb by Anonymous October 10, 2003

mailbomb 

A fun surprise, usually followed by a loud "Boom".
I wonder what's in this package... WOW a mailbomb! *BOOM*
mailbomb by Anonymous October 9, 2003
Possibly one of the best World of Warcraft players alive in the server Nesingwary
Dude,That warlock called magbomb kicks complete ass...
Magbomb by Magbomb May 14, 2009
Mei: dude WTF why did you manbomb me tonight?
Ming:YOHHHHHHHHHH she my funkin lirle cister
Simon: Hi guys!
Mei: Ming you are such a DICK!!!
Ming: YOHHHHH I cahn naht seh my dik , eye duhn noh evven penis YOHH
Mei: WHAT THE FUCKKKK!
Ming: YOHHH TIP ME! TIP ME!!!
Simon: (chewbacca voice) RAAOARRHRHRHR RHRHRHR ARHRHARHRRHRHRHHRHRHRHAHR EH EH EHE EHEH
manbomb by S.T.F February 3, 2010

Malibomb 

A variation of the "Suicide Bomb" or "Reverse Jeagerbomb" where a shot glass of Red Bull is dropped into a pubglass of Malibu Rum.
"Yo man I just did 4 Jeagerbombs in a row!"
"So? Try a Malibomb, that shit is intense!"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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