A dirty photograph taken at such an angle that both the taint and ballsack are featured. To take such an image one must raise one leg onto a counter, reach the same arm down unda’ to take photo using front camera on ones phone.
who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook
when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.
John: What's wrong with Eusebio today?
Pablito: I don't know, but I know that look. A mugshot look.
John: OK now I'm scared.
Eusebio: i didn't do it I swear!