magpooper 

any persson uses a magazine or any other selected reading material while deficating to distract him or herself from the burning fire in his or her rectum

zacks dad is a mag pooper

when i i have the runs im a total magpooper.

magpooper by bval-penis April 9, 2005

magoobert 

A word used to describe almost anything or anyone, the meaning of the word changes depending on what tone of voice it is said in.

Are we still going to magooberts house later?
Stop getting on like a magoobert and come out tonight.
What’d you think of them yokes last night, where they magoobert or wa?

magoobert by CaseyMagoobert January 22, 2019

Magoonerbait 

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied

Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.

Magoonerbait by CadenErtel January 15, 2017

Magooser

Another word for massive or ginormous

Bro that chick has a magooser ass

Magooser by Gunny Barb February 22, 2023

Magoomer 

A person who abandons friends in favor for one person, usually someone they are sexually attracted to. In some cases, the magoomer will sever all ties to friends who question why they don’t come around no more.

“Hey, I haven’t seen John around lately, is everything ok?”

“Yeah, he’s fine, he met this new chick and has been distant. He isn’t talking to us and if he does, it is short and awkward…. I think he might be turning into a Magoomer on us.”

Magoomer by Jonesizzle October 21, 2021

Magoober 

Magoober is usually a french person and magoober will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. magoober very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a magoober, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.

I fell in love with Magoober, not because of his looks, but because of his heart.

Magoober by amabigdog February 7, 2022

Magooner 

female version of a magoo

hollie you are such a magooner.

Magooner by pugachov April 22, 2010