magify

To magically & mystically create intended numeric results in the face of contrary evidence. Also related to the noun Magification.

The corporate accounting department was attempting to magify the the corporate earnings report for the last quarter end. Much to the dismay of Corporate Audit.

by Wordsmith Dude September 29, 2003

Maxify

To make one's argument appear lengthy and undecipherable by going in circles and saying the same thing in different ways, on purpose.

Why are you like this? Be clear and concise, and stop maxifying things.

by Beanie Eyelash March 27, 2021

egg magnifying glass

When you magnify eggs to make the sex better

My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass

by BlazeFireball February 1, 2021

magicyer

Even more magicy than something that is magical.

Unicorns are magicyer than dragons because dragons can't poop out rainbows.

by sboads February 18, 2013

maxify

(verb)

1.) Similar to the action of maximizing an aspect of something or someone, though most appropriate when referring to an aspect that cannot be measured with numbers alone (ie. "fun", "boredom" and "gayness" cannot be measured conventionally).

2.) The act of both magnifying and maximizing.

3.) The act of taking something "to the max".

I need to find some way to maxify the fun of this game!

Your fries have been maxified.

by El Shamro March 29, 2005

to madify

to make a situation extremely awkward, slightly uncomfortable for everyone present and definitely not funny.

Person 1: OH HEY GUYS I JUST TOOK A DUMP!

Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,&10: ... :|

Person 11: Oh, wow. Way to madify the moment.

by dorotka-dorotka May 22, 2009

manify

v. to make more manly or masculine.

You can manify a mojito by taking out the straw and drinking it from a frosty beer mug.

by Siducci April 3, 2008