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To make one's argument appear lengthy and undecipherable by going in circles and saying the same thing in different ways, on purpose.
Why are you like this? Be clear and concise, and stop maxifying things.
Maxify by Beanie Eyelash March 27, 2021
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(verb)

1.) Similar to the action of maximizing an aspect of something or someone, though most appropriate when referring to an aspect that cannot be measured with numbers alone (ie. "fun", "boredom" and "gayness" cannot be measured conventionally).

2.) The act of both magnifying and maximizing.

3.) The act of taking something "to the max".
I need to find some way to maxify the fun of this game!

Your fries have been maxified.
maxify by El Shamro March 29, 2005
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I’m about to Maxify that tree!
Maxify by Benjabenja November 22, 2024

to madify 

to make a situation extremely awkward, slightly uncomfortable for everyone present and definitely not funny.
Person 1: OH HEY GUYS I JUST TOOK A DUMP!

Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,&10: ... :|

Person 11: Oh, wow. Way to madify the moment.
to madify by dorotka-dorotka May 22, 2009
v. to make more manly or masculine.
You can manify a mojito by taking out the straw and drinking it from a frosty beer mug.
manify by Siducci April 3, 2008
1: Verb; to be treated and/or PWNed by Marxist philosophy.
"Holy shit, Tyson, you just Marxified! That sure is intense Marxification! Who knew that Dustin could Marxify you so badly!"
Marxify by Euronerd May 15, 2011
To make something ordinary, extraordinary by making it more vibrant and colorful. From Coldplay's new album Mylo Xyloto where the album cover is very vibrant and one of it's themes is to make something bland into something interesting.
Oh my goodness. This wall is very boring and uninteresting. Let's MXify it! Now it looks more colorful!
MXify by butterfliessplitsky November 23, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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