Maxify

To make one's argument appear lengthy and undecipherable by going in circles and saying the same thing in different ways, on purpose.

Why are you like this? Be clear and concise, and stop maxifying things.

by Beanie Eyelash March 27, 2021

maxify

(verb)

1.) Similar to the action of maximizing an aspect of something or someone, though most appropriate when referring to an aspect that cannot be measured with numbers alone (ie. "fun", "boredom" and "gayness" cannot be measured conventionally).

2.) The act of both magnifying and maximizing.

3.) The act of taking something "to the max".

I need to find some way to maxify the fun of this game!

Your fries have been maxified.

by El Shamro March 29, 2005

Maxify

To be made shorter

I’m about to Maxify that tree!

by Benjabenja November 22, 2024

to madify

to make a situation extremely awkward, slightly uncomfortable for everyone present and definitely not funny.

Person 1: OH HEY GUYS I JUST TOOK A DUMP!

Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,&10: ... :|

Person 11: Oh, wow. Way to madify the moment.

by dorotka-dorotka May 22, 2009

manify

v. to make more manly or masculine.

You can manify a mojito by taking out the straw and drinking it from a frosty beer mug.

by Siducci April 3, 2008

Marxify

1: Verb; to be treated and/or PWNed by Marxist philosophy.

"Holy shit, Tyson, you just Marxified! That sure is intense Marxification! Who knew that Dustin could Marxify you so badly!"

by Euronerd May 15, 2011

MXify

To make something ordinary, extraordinary by making it more vibrant and colorful. From Coldplay's new album Mylo Xyloto where the album cover is very vibrant and one of it's themes is to make something bland into something interesting.

Oh my goodness. This wall is very boring and uninteresting. Let's MXify it! Now it looks more colorful!

by butterfliessplitsky November 23, 2011